2009–18
A nine-season story
On 29 September 2026, the Premier League announced that an independent commission had found serious financial rule breaches by the club during this period.
The official league statement ↗Football satire / The financial miracle museumMAN CITY
MAN CITY
CAPUT.
Football on the pitch.
Creative accounting off it.
Robo believed in the project. Turns out the project came with a very imaginative finance department.
ROBO / EMERGENCY EMOTIONAL PRESS CONFERENCECAPUT!Inside our parody character’s head
“I asked for fair play.
They sent me a spreadsheet.”
Fictional line. The same Robo from the previous Man City Caput website.
SPORTING INTEGRITY ↘CREATIVE ACCOUNTING ↗ROBO’S TISSUES: CRITICALLY LOW
01 / Facts before excusesWhen the review
When the review
isn’t done by VAR.
This board contains sourced reporting. The rest is our satirical commentary. “CAPUT” is a parody slogan, not an announced sporting sanction.
£900m+
More than a missing receipt
According to the league, the commission found schemes that inflated revenue and reduced costs by more than £900 million, including owner ADUG’s funding through sham sponsorship arrangements.
Read the league’s findings ↗ON APPEAL
The process continues
City deny wrongdoing and announced that they lodged an appeal on 1 October. The league’s 29 September statement said sanctions would be considered separately.
The club’s position ↗Editor’s note. This is a football disciplinary case. This website does not announce a criminal conviction, a final appeal outcome or invented sanctions.
02 / The owners’ magic corner · SatireSame money.
Same money.
Different hat.
Welcome to our fictional sponsorship laboratory. Even the money changes outfits before coming in.
SPONSORSHIP MAGIC™
SenderOwner’s pocket
Stage costume“Sponsor”
The trickChange the label
Audience asksWhat about fair play?
SATIRICAL PROP · NOT A REAL DOCUMENTFair play?
Did you mean
“fair pay”?
Other clubs dream of finding a sponsor.
Our fictional tycoon dreams of finding himself a different name badge.
Insert money. Wait for its job title to change.
ROBO TV / INDEPENDENT TEAR BROADCASTER
03 / The official excuse deskRobo can
Robo can
explain.
Every line below is fictional satire.
“We didn’t buy success. We bought a very expensive coincidence package.”
Robo’s emotional conditionTissue mode
The tissue is real. Peace of mind is still theoretical.
04 / From the Caput editorial desk · SatireThree halves.
Three halves.
None about football.
So transparent,
the source disappears.
Our parody owners unveil a glass display case for sporting integrity. So far, they’ve only delivered the glass.
4–3–3 on the pitch.
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V upstairs.
The full-back covers the winger. The financial explanation covers the entire season. Robo has requested a substitution.
Blue scarf.
Even bluer Monday.
Robo came to discuss goals. Three hours later, he’s explaining the difference between a sponsor and an owner wearing a fake moustache.
Sharp jokes. Real links.
Inspired by the BBC article supplied by the user. The BBC page could not be accessed directly; its text was found in search results, and the main facts were checked against the official league statement and the club’s appeal announcement. Information checked: 15 October 2026. Robo is a parody character; his lines are fictional, not genuine quotations. This website is not affiliated with Manchester City, the BBC or the Premier League.