Hi-vis vest.
Hope pronounced dead.
Meet Robbo. Straight off site in his yellow vest and Snickers. In this made-up defeat, the lad’s come home to another demolition job. “I’ve seen better support in a condemned wall, la.” Tom’s brought the Speke-style mouth. Robbo wishes he’d brought ear defenders.
“I’m not crying, la. Just grieving three points. Give us a minute, will yer?”
Tom: “That vest’s dead bright, la. Shame the evening’s got no future.”
Robbo is a fictional character. AI-generated illustration. Unofficial fan satire.